Shoot me and get it done with.
Reality check. This is life. If you had seen any Bollywood movies, you would think that life is so perfect. Just like a fairytale. Well it's not. Wake up and smell the coffee my friend. Bollywood is just a fantasy. Shit is reality.
Too much books, movies and all the other alternatives that carry the theme 'Love' are bad for our lives. Why I said so? Because seeing movies like let's say, 'Maid in Manhattan’ (which is a ..... movie by the way) makes you feel there's some hope left in the world. Maybe my prince charming will come to rescue me from the tragedy of life.
But normally your prince charming is either old, married, has no ambitions in life, treats you bad or in some case, a pervert. So what happens then to the glimpse of hope you clung to so tightly. Turns out, all this is just a hoax.How about romantic tragedies then? All the heroes in 'Titanic',' Romeo and Juliet' are considered the dream man that all girls want. The one who sacrificed themselves for the ladies. But in reality is all this real?
Maybe that's what is keeping all the women from getting married. They are all looking for someone who does not exist. Don't take this the wrong way. It's not that I'm criticizing the female clan or anything. Hey! I'm also a female. It's just that we set our hopes too high. If we are not materialistic, we are idealistic. We want our man to be someone they are not.
Hey bro, don't start grinning. You are not any better yourself! Guys, what do we say about them? I read this somewhere; they say in the stone aged, the guys don't court girls. What they do is that if they like this particular girl, they will hit the girl with this thing that they carry until the girl faints. Then they will bring the girl somewhere and do anything they want to them. That's considered rape!!So you see guys, you are a sex-crazed animal since…forever.
What do you look for in a woman? Normally when I ask my guy friends this they will say," All I look for in a gal is that she is beautiful inside. It does not matter if she is ugly outside or anything like that." Yeah right! Twenty minutes later, I saw them whistling to this girl with big boobs who barely covers her main assets.What does that say?
Schmuck.
(By the way, ever wondered, if heros in romantic movies die, do the heroins end up with shitty husbands in the end?)
Too much books, movies and all the other alternatives that carry the theme 'Love' are bad for our lives. Why I said so? Because seeing movies like let's say, 'Maid in Manhattan’ (which is a ..... movie by the way) makes you feel there's some hope left in the world. Maybe my prince charming will come to rescue me from the tragedy of life.
But normally your prince charming is either old, married, has no ambitions in life, treats you bad or in some case, a pervert. So what happens then to the glimpse of hope you clung to so tightly. Turns out, all this is just a hoax.How about romantic tragedies then? All the heroes in 'Titanic',' Romeo and Juliet' are considered the dream man that all girls want. The one who sacrificed themselves for the ladies. But in reality is all this real?
Maybe that's what is keeping all the women from getting married. They are all looking for someone who does not exist. Don't take this the wrong way. It's not that I'm criticizing the female clan or anything. Hey! I'm also a female. It's just that we set our hopes too high. If we are not materialistic, we are idealistic. We want our man to be someone they are not.
Hey bro, don't start grinning. You are not any better yourself! Guys, what do we say about them? I read this somewhere; they say in the stone aged, the guys don't court girls. What they do is that if they like this particular girl, they will hit the girl with this thing that they carry until the girl faints. Then they will bring the girl somewhere and do anything they want to them. That's considered rape!!So you see guys, you are a sex-crazed animal since…forever.
What do you look for in a woman? Normally when I ask my guy friends this they will say," All I look for in a gal is that she is beautiful inside. It does not matter if she is ugly outside or anything like that." Yeah right! Twenty minutes later, I saw them whistling to this girl with big boobs who barely covers her main assets.What does that say?
Schmuck.
(By the way, ever wondered, if heros in romantic movies die, do the heroins end up with shitty husbands in the end?)
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