How The Killer Kills The Killee: The Short Version.

You know how people write their own self help books? Well I decided to write one too. Only mine is the unconventional type.

Welcome to the one and only 5-steps of
“How The Killer Kills The Killee: The Short Version."


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Step 1: Detect the killee. You as the killer must know who your killee is. Once you are sure, move on to Step 2.

Step 2: Be the killee friend. Don’t ever let the killee know your intention. This is so that you will not be a suspect. Be a friend but not the closest one.

Step 3: Stalk the killee. Knows thy habits and qualities will only prepare you more. Is your killee the routine-by-routine person or the impulsive ones? All this are important details.

Step 4: Plan the killing. Choose a suitable medium and a reason as to why the killee is dead. Suicide? Accidental death? Guns? Poison? Planning might take some time. Make sure plan is flawless.

Step 5: Get an alibi. This is very important so as to divert the suspicious qualities away from you. And prepare the necessary equipments. You don’t want to get blood in your hands right? Gloves, aprons…

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Once all the 5 steps have been followed. You are set to kill your first chicken. Enjoy.